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 P E E Z
       AWARENEST
   NETWURK
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   Pweszent$

  R A I N B O W W
 B O N O B O W
 NEWZWOMB

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   Luvingness Aza Spirituall Stratagy

    INNERVEWz
    'N
     Environmenttal Purspektivs

*  Feat'ring  *
Da Gween Pardy Searchh fur
"DA  GREENN
     DREAMN TEEM"

    Da Purfeckt Prezidencial Cabinnet
       fir da Whyte Houz's Counzil Chamb'rz

     Intwoduci'g
     An Invotasion Too
   Uzs Allll

        TOO Sellekt Alls Da Rightteous Peepl
        Wee Knoww Wood Weallly HELLP
          Dis Sittchewasion ONn Eart Tuday!

      Cellebrat'n A
      GREENN Milllennyumm

       DA  LUV  BONOBOWz

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   Luv'nly Witten By
*   Peat'r Paniscus

     B>S. =
Especshal Prognostikasions Bi
      Dkr. Liv'ngston Switz'r Einstyne

     "DA GWEEN PAYPERZ"
Seeking a Gween Consensuz
 

AL0ha  *
Channnnelled messg's fromm
Greeen'n Gooodnesss Godd'nGodress,
so dat imspir'd wurd's cud spell derway
tu da topp ov da Gween Branchhess
in da twee a plendy Globalar Mess's
az imspir'n t'ought patern's ov da
clearr 'n cleann'n w'y to sayy hey
wakk up U muder fadders &
loccally percipetate da globalar
intentsions dat wud be mor inmportenttly
undertoood if we's alll realiz dat we in
da samee twee & betttte'r go Gween
As da onlyy saffe Wevolusionary wayy tu
beeet offf da incorpratee slowedethtwap
demrepublikrats' gotzup der sleazysleavs
'n inkase ya got kno bet'r weson ta gett
 outt ta Vote ta macke 1 mor step
fir peez onn eart
wit gweeen  twees ta booot.

Da bigg Gween chheeez's kan usee ani a dis
 ta verifry da ggooodd sens ov da peepl.
Itt alll fir Owr Famely tu usee orr nut tu usee.

        Blesssin'$  *
     P P
         pss = Gud Luk

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  Da Rainboww Bonobow Newzwomb

  B Thair Now Retortes
             Onn Da Locol/Globall Masquerade
         Eenhanced perspectiveness up on uz alll,
        En da face ov da gweat bwaking newz noww
 
 

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Da Gween Dweam Teem
Bonobow  Newz

*     I n n e r v e w s     *

ITt's A Joke!
Elecxssions....
Greenn Elafantjacksss's$

Tu mee =
der abuncha richh plunnderers
so fat dey payy know taxz, &
gott kite stryngs onn da gobermentt,
da milletary myndsindrom roketsh'pz,
wid da bankkr's playypen.!

Itt'za sekrat ruler'n klasss
a fogy knozed natzi owient'd
domminater males's
studddsbuny klubb
dat cellibrate wid booz.. ..
sooo
i wuddn'tt wanna votte fur anya dat schitt
cauz it'ss notta wurld i wan't bee du'n....

Butt den des guyz sed dat da Gween Teem
waz nott fur da bank'rs duzzen slavve wurld,
butt fir da twees & burds & be'n nyce tu da eart.
a'nd dat iff wee not voot'rs wood voote
 we waz da magority & woood wyn.

Soo i'za tink'n a voot'n fir da Gweens
ta gib bak natur tu Amerika!
   & Amerika tu Natur'l peepl  *
 

A L O H A S   *

Wid da Gia'ntly GWEEN Xpearimente Go'nm Onn,
We kan B keep'n inn mynde dat we wealllly kan
tirn itt arouwnd, Wid a GWEEN Winn,
& hav a go atta da savor'n
da EART'z NATULness
kuz itz gonna takke alllla uz ta B Gooood
& N't Pollllut nut'n no mor'.

Sooz i sayz tu da myllytary induxtrial
corporat kumplexyty momstyrs.
i pway fir U'n yr' Famliez
kuz i knowz ya tink ya gotta
holld oN ta yir' pozis'ns ov pow'r
'n stadus quo insur'ed sequrity
penssion$ bunk accccontaz$.

Yett myte itt B alsooo twue
dat U'r Famliez liv upp on da
bery samme NaturL Eart....
& R Vulln'rbal LYKe
da west ov UZs
tu da Pollus'nz Ta Allll
Da Natul Wealmsz 'n =
Qonsecuenzly Badd Polliceez
Myte Dethrown Pappaz attempta B
entwench'd inna da Wrull'n Klasss
ift & wen Momma Eart'z wiverz & sea'z,
airr 'n tweez stopp tu Sneez=@#$%-!?

We alll otta wakke Up
'N Git behynd da onlly weal guyz
dat's wealllly gonnna doo sumptin
fir uz allll 'N Natur'z Famly TUU!
Inklud'n Ourr Gwand Chil'nz
Gweat Gwand Chil'NZ.

Mabe Itz tyme ta bak offf
& let'n Y'r chil'nz hav a chanz
ta wepuriffy da wholly wurld &
meltt downn da g-unz 'n boms
& variffyably hav PEAcz On Eart.

Letz sen Luvcards
tuda GWEEN GudHummor Fwends.
Kuz Gud Hummor'n Luv
Kan Saver Da Hole Bannanna
Encjhillada Porfavor.!$@%+*

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A Configurat'n Newz Searreal
Ev'r Glow'n 'n Grow'n

SEA YA NXT WEAK FOLKz
wit mor gweeny banannaz